I have a entirely reasonable hatred of bananas, I think we can all agree. I have been known to attack people who give me food with bananas secreted within, and I do not apologize for these attacks, as there are few things more despicable than trying to "trick" someone by adulterating their food. If I gave you a donut with a dead mouse filling, I think that you would have every right to punch me in the schnoz.

I have to admit, however, a weakness for one thing banana-ish; banana "flavored" Laffy Taffy. It's like hating crab but liking surimi "Sea Legs". I always feel so dirty after eating a piece.