Yeah, I know, it's been a while.

You know how life is not like it is in the movies? Well, it's our own fault. Every week something happens to me that I later realize was the screenwriter's attempt to get the plot moving, and I always seem to ignore it. For example, a few weeks ago I saw a homeless guy who had made the interesting sartorial choice of wearing what looked to be the torn and soiled remnants of a Biosafety Level 4 containment suit, with severed tubes dragging behind. His hair and beard were long and unkempt and he had what I can only describe as an... unsettling look in his eyes.

Just think of the rousing adventure fighting shadowy government operatives and saving the world from a manufactured plauge brought back in time from a dystopian future that I did not have by avoiding eye contact with this obvious plot hook.