So I've got an ear-ache. No one over the age of four should ever get an ear-ache; it's just not the most manly type of ailment. I went to the drug store and asked the pharmacist what he recommended and he directed me to some ear drops. It wasn't till I was out of the store that I saw that they were "homeopathic". I went back in to return the small bottle of distilled water that the bastard sold to me for $12, and to give him a piece of my mind. "Just because it's homeopathic doesn't mean it does not work" he told me. Yes, that's exactly what it means. The only way this could help me is by the placebo effect, and since I know what "Homeopathic" means, then even that won't work. He might as well have told me to rub a penny on my ear and bury it under the light of the full moon.