I was gonna blog about the lack of grape soda in vending machines, (which is a sin) when I came across a story in the paper. It seems that the frontman of a KISS tribute band was thrown out of the Hard Rock casino in Vegas after trying to assault the manager of another KISS tribute band. The part that makes this story great? The guy thrown out was a member of Mini-KISS, an all dwarf cover band, and the guy he was after managed Tiny KISS, the other prominant KISS midget tribute band. There's been bad blood between the two bands ever since Tiny KISS stole the drummer from Mini-KISS. Apparantly it's hard to find a drumming dwarf who is willing to dress up like Peter Criss.